Not your garden-variety shoot

Yesterday, the Titan crew tried to film an outdoor scene with Titan exclusive and super-sexy stud Dario Beck and hot, hung, huge Aussie muscleman Rogan Richards (in his first Titan shoot). Unfortunately, filming outdoors has its disadvantages, as production stud David Richards (no relation) reminded me in this series of text messages:

DR:    Ugh. People being really loud in the yard next door. Delaying the start of the shoot

JJ:     Just muzzle them or something. There are plenty of Oxballs offerings that would work nicely.

DR:    Now someone’s started gardening, or something, so we just decided to move inside…

DR:    And now they’ve promptly stopped

DR:   

JJ:     Aggravated Jasun looks… aggravated.

JJ:     Don’t worry, tomorrow you’ll head back outside and that’s when the leafblowers start.

JJ:     Or the Blue Angels will practice overhead or there’ll be a freak blizzard in Palm Springs.

DR:    Oddly we haven’t heard a plane in a while either

JJ:     Hmm. That settles it. Blue Angels tomorrow

JJ:     Or, what the hell, maybe a yodeling convention

DR:    Ha!

JJ:     Bagpipe symposium?

DR:    Up With People rehearsal

JJ:     Madonna concert. (Yeah, I went there.)

JJ:     Wait… what is the sound of gardening?

DR:    He was chopping something, like overgrowth

JJ:     I bet he was shooting porn in the bushes.

DR:    With a machete?

JJ:     Rule 34, remember?

JJ:     “Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.”

DR:    Um…

Fortunately, once the crew got inside, the filming went great. In fact, I’ve got a raging boner for Rogan. I want him to fuck me in the worst way!! Check him out!