NSFW Video: A Cauke for FREE Watergate reference, and more…

Check out this NSFW clip from the end of the Grabby-nominated film Cauke for FREE… there’s a subtle nod to the Nixon era that I’ll explain in a moment.

So… with all the comparisons lately between the current American political situation and Nixon’s Watergate scandal, I thought I’d let you in on a little secret. When I was helping write the script for Cauke for FREE, I had to think of names for the characters, so I threw some fun real-life references in there:

  • Alex Graham‘s character, House Speaker Ryan Paul, is obviously a play on current House Speaker Paul Ryan. There’s even a resemblance:
  • My character, John Colby, is based on former U.S. Representative Jim Kolbe (R–AZ). Kolbe was outed after supporting the Defense of Marriage Act, but has since publicly supported gay marriage.
  • Jason Vario plays Special Agent Bo Hunter, Speaker Paul’s Secret Service detail. In real life, Paul Ryan’s Secret Service codename is “Bowhunter” because he likes to hunt deer using a bow and arrow.
  • And finally… at the very end of the film — the video I posted above — there’s a cameo by TitanMen exclusive Nick Prescott who identifies himself as “Nick” in a message to former Senator Mike Cauke (fellow exclusive Matthew Bosch). Nick, in this case, actually refers to the character’s name, Nick Felt. In the first of the Cauke films, Cauke for President, Nick Felt blew the whistle on Sen. Cauke’s hypocritical gay sex hookups… much like how FBI Deputy Director Mark Felt blew the whistle on President Nixon during the Watergate scandal. See what I did there?

Cauke for FREE, which is nominated for 8 Grabby Awards including Best Screenplay and Best Picture, is available to watch in its entirety here. Also be sure to check out the movie’s companion website, CaukePAC.com!
 

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  1. Quentin Barrentine
    Quentin Barrentine says:

    So Mr. Jackman, me being a huge ol’ nerd and a big fan of yours, I couldn’t help but think of this ridiculous idea, haha. I present to you an ambitious, massive project that I recently thought of, which may take 1 or two years to film, only because of the physical transformation one of the actors will have to undergo. Let’s see if this will get passed along to Titan 😉 (and by the way, I do not expect any recognition from this at all. It was just a silly idea I had, lol)
    “Beau and the Beast.”
    Here’s the plot. (Yes, a porno with an actual plot!)
    Beau is a smooth and hairless Twink, bullied by his two older brothers, Hunter and Fisher, and even bullied by his father. He isn’t into the typical manly activities. He won’t watch football with his family. He’d rather tend to the roses in the garden out back. His brothers catch him jacking off one day in the garden, holding a gay magazine. His brothers decide to blackmail him and tell him they won’t tell Dad if he sucks their cocks. He does. When finished, to add insult to injury, they tear his favorite rose bush out of the ground. When his father goes away on a business trip, he asks his sons what they want. Hunter says a new rifle. Fisher says a new rod. (Heh.) Beau says “All I want is a new rose bush.”
    “What happened to the old one?”
    “…..some stupid dogs tore it up.”
    He agrees, rolling his eyes and obviously ashamed of his son.
    He goes to what looks like a skyscraper hotel, bit it’s empty. He goes to the front desk and sees only a sign with his card key beneath it, telling him “Welcome! Before the board meeting, rest for the night in the Penthouse! Paid for by the CEO, Mr. Beast.”
    He goes to the top floor penthouse room and finds porn playing on the screen. It won’t turn off. He decides to go to the large balcony outside, which is really more of a small courtyard with plants everywhere. Seeing a potted rose bush, he decides “Hey, I won’t have to spend money buying one. I’ll just take this to Beau. That’ll shut him up.” He hears a noise and turns around. To his surprise, one of the actors crawls out of the screen and toward him. Seducing him, and then fucking him, he reveals himself to be Mr. Beast, a big hulking hairy muscle daddy of a man with a hideous monstrous mask that has been enchanted to be stuck on his face forever. (And I imagine none other than the great Jesse Jack man to play Mr. Beast 😛 )
    He reveals that cameras were watching the whole thing and that he will call the big business deal off AND reveal the sex tape to his boss unless he agrees to one thing: give him one of his sons. As compensation, he can take a rose bush.
    He readily agrees and rushes home, rose bush in hand.
    Cut to the two brothers, talking about how good Beau’s oral skills are. In their Dudebro mentality of No Homo, they decide to fuck, but not kiss. In their minds, it’s not gay if you don’t kiss. Beau watches in secret, amused by their stupidity. Dad comes home and they scurry to get dressed. Dad tells what happened and says he signed a contract, telling Beau he must go. He doesn’t seem to upset about giving his son up.
    When he arrives at the tower in the city, he gets an introduction by Mr. Beast. Plenty of sex, to be expected. All kinds over the several weeks he’s there. BDSM, orgies, etc. But part of the contract is that Beau must use the gym every day. (Here’s the part that is interesting. Twink porn actor will actually be working out during production, and at various sex scenes, will be more muscley and hairy. Needless to say, production will take a long while and scenes will be shot intermittently over a year or so.)
    At one point he finds pictures of two beefy men together, who seem so familiar but he doesn’t know why.
    Eventually, Beau learns his father is having financial trouble and needs help. He begs Mr. Beast to give him a loan. He agrees and lets him go, saying he loves him. Beau doesn’t know what to say. He realizes he loves Mr. Beast, but doesn’t want to admit it. He rushes out.
    Home, he sees his brothers laying around lazily. The house is a mess and the poor rose bush is wilted. “You couldn’t take care of ANYTHING while I was gone?!”
    “That’s what you’re for, ya bottom bitch.”
    Angry, Beau ties the two of them up. (By this time, Beau has become very Muscle Daddy-esque and strong. A huge change from the Twink he was.)
    He fucks them both and makes sure they enjoy it, then says “who’s the bitch NOW?” Dad comes home and finds them. Beau reveals the blackmail his brothers did and says “Congrats! You have 3 gay sons now.” then gives him the check Mr. Beast wrote to help him back on his feet.
    “Look at you! You’re a beast again, just like him! Just like before!”
    Beau wonders what that means. He rushes back to the tower for answers. He finds Mr. Beast, dying of a broken heart. He kisses him and admits his love. Suddenly, the monstrous mask melts away to reveal Mr. Beast’s true, handsome face. A rush of memories comes back to Beau. He remembers that he and Mr. Beast used to be together, until his father sent for magician to erase Brady’s memory, turn him into a passive Twink, become a servant in his own home, and stuck a mask on Mr. Beast.
    With the spell broken, the check Mr. Beast wrote vanishes and Beau’s family is turned out on the streets, performing sex acts for cash. Beau and Mr. Beast are happy together again, and have hot hot sex.
    Fin.
    😛
    If you ever make this, good luck finding a young Twink who would be willing to Muscle Daddy-fy himself over a year or so.

    Sorry for the length but I went on a creative spree. And for a porno idea no less haha.

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    • Jesse
      Jesse says:

      First of all, sorry it took me so long to respond. And… wow, what a story! I love it. It sounds really fun, and would be a blast to film… but it’s almost certainly too involved for a studio to pick up in this day and age (the porn industry isn’t as lucrative as it used to be, especially on the gay side, and whole films are typically shot over the course of 3 or 4 days, not a year). However, I think this has the makings of a GREAT gay romance novel! Have you ever considered pitching it to a GayRomLit author?

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