High Bb... I think

VIDEO: A Different Kind of Blow Job

In addition to the gömböc he gave me last week, my hubby Dirk just surprised me with a euphonium for my birthday! (Which, by the way, is today. Happy birthday, me!) I’ve barely played at all in the past 20 years — the only exception was a performance for President Obama with the national LGBT marching band in 2012 — and my lack of practice really shows in this video. One might even say that I “suck at blowing.” Thank goodness I have my porn career to fall back on… hopefully I don’t suck too badly at that.

Dirk, unlike me, has a vibrant musical career as a composer, performer, and arranger. Check out some of his original compositions on my SoundCloud page! And while you’re at it, watch us blowing each others’ horns in Extra Firm (which is on sale in the TitanMen Store for $14.25 when you use coupon code 25JULY4).

Jesse with Gömböc

VIDEO: It’s not a butt plug… it’s a gömböc!

I’ve given and received plenty of unusual presents over the years (like this and this and this), but my birthday present from Dirk this year is uniquely wonderful:

Gomboc Banner 2

No, it’s not a butt plug… although I suppose I could give that a try sometime. It’s called a gömböc — Hungarian for “little sphere” or, in some circles, “thick sausage” (not kidding) — and it’s one of the only known shapes to 1) be the same density throughout, and 2) always land right side up, no matter what you do with it. (Contrast this with a Weeble, also known as a roly-poly toy, which satisfies condition 2 but not condition 1.) As one of my good friends remarked, “What an odd and rather perfect present.”

Check out the demonstration video that Dirk and I made below… pretty cool, huh?

You can read about the history of the gömböc here. By the way, I pronounce “gömböc” totally wrong in the video; it’s actually pronounced goom-buutz. Time to brush up on my Hungarian! Maybe I can ask TitanMen exclusive David Anthony, who lives in Hungary, for lessons. I’ll show him my gömböc… if you know what I mean.

JO Face

Censorship makes me wanna jerk off… so I did

Okay, long story short… me, Dirk, and a bunch of our friends started receiving warning messages on Monday from That Social Networking Site for having posted “abusive material” at some unspecified time in the past. TSNS didn’t provide any indication as to which content had been flagged, nor provide any way to contact them in order to appeal. The message went on to advise us that our accounts will be terminated should subsequent violations occur. This is frustrating to say the least. I’m not sure what TSNS considers “abusive” — their Community Standards document obliquely links the term to bullying and harassment, and that’s about it — but I’ve certainly never been accused of posting anything abusive by my fans. If such a label can be so arbitrarily and ambiguously applied without even identifying the source of the transgression, how am I to prevent posting so-called “abusive” material again? It’s maddening. Enough to build up so much pressure that the only way I could think of to relax was to jerk off.

So I did.

Here you go, my Censorship J/O video. Enjoy.